Manos arriba ecocriminales! La UE tiene planes para nosotros

Seriously damaging the environment should be made a criminal offence in all EU Member States, so as to ensure that EU legislation is properly enforced, says the Legal Affairs Committee in a co-decision report, approved on Tuesday, on a proposed EU directive on the protection of the environment through criminal law.
MEPs in committee agreed that in principle governments should apply criminal measures to punish any illegal behaviour likely to seriously injure people or damage air, soil, waters, plants and animals, when committed intentionally or with serious negligence.
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“The report, by Hartmut Nassauer (EPP-ED, DE) was approved by a small majority, with 15 votes in favour, 11 against and 2 abstentions”.

Lo que deja sentadas las bases para prohibir definitivamente fumar (aire), hacer un hoyo en tu propiedad privada (suelo), orinar en el bosque (agua), pisar margaritas y comer hamburgesas que no sean de tofu. Eso sí, el tofu ha de ser a base de soja sedada (lo que llaman cosecha sin dolor)

Nora me pasa el tip y entré en The Croydonian respirando con cuidado y sin pisar las orquídeas.