Extra! Extra! El monstruo del lago Ness, víctima del calentamiento global!

LEGENDARY Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years. The 85-year-old American will make one last trip in a bid to find the elusive beast.Since then, he has been obsessed with tracking down the creature with a staggering array of hi-tech equipment. It was this gear that took the famous “flipper” picture that year which created a stir around the world. Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.

Es lamentable que el trabajo científico de este “investigador” termine en las llamas del calentamiento global. Pero, qué mejor manera de “matar” a Nessi que con un desastre algoriano? No, si cuando yo decía que la ganadería extensiva era la causante de la desaparición de los dragones … (el aumento de metano bovino y porcino en la atmósfera les hacía explotar en el aire)